Entries tagged with “sex toy” from Stupid London
If they were laid out end to end, all the dildos from all the sex shops in Soho would form a vibrating plastic line stretching along The Mall from Admiralty Arch to the gates of Buckingham Palace - a distance of 1094 yards.
Laying dildos end to end along The Mall is technically treason, as Roy Castle found to his cost whilst filming a Record Breakers Christmas special in 1985.

Ceremonial Royal sex toys on parade at Princess Anne's wedding in 1973 - three years before the incident that led to their banishment from the realm.
(Source images: Michael Wilson, Alan Connor, Prometeo RodrÃguez Lucero, licensed under Creative Commons 2.0)
Laying dildos end to end along The Mall is technically treason, as Roy Castle found to his cost whilst filming a Record Breakers Christmas special in 1985.

Ceremonial Royal sex toys on parade at Princess Anne's wedding in 1973 - three years before the incident that led to their banishment from the realm.
(Source images: Michael Wilson, Alan Connor, Prometeo RodrÃguez Lucero, licensed under Creative Commons 2.0)
