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London in statistics #4

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If they were laid out end to end, all the dildos from all the sex shops in Soho would form a vibrating plastic line stretching along The Mall from Admiralty Arch to the gates of Buckingham Palace - a distance of 1094 yards.

Laying dildos end to end along The Mall is technically treason, as Roy Castle found to his cost whilst filming a Record Breakers Christmas special in 1985.
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Ceremonial Royal sex toys on parade at Princess Anne's wedding in 1973 - three years before the incident that led to their banishment from the realm.

(Source images: Michael Wilson, Alan Connor, Prometeo Rodríguez Lucero, licensed under Creative Commons 2.0)